Added on Aug 16, 2010
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It's time to go back... in time that is! See how it all began as Harry sets off for his very first year at Hogwarts. He's ready to go but our hero is in for a surprise or two when he meets Ron Weasley and finds out that he's no ordinary 11 year old wiz-kid, he's the most famous guy in the wizarding world... He's Harry Freakin' Potter! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Harry Freakin' Potter - music and lyrics by Darren Criss RON: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand you're a legend, man, to us all! Every son and daughter-- RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!" RON: ... From You-Know-Who, all because of you! You were small, but I wonder if you can recall... [CHORUS: Oooo...] RON: Long story short, this guy, [whispered] "Voldemort" was super cruel... HARRY: [spoken] "Voldemort?" THE KIDS: [GASP!] "SHHH!!!" CHORUS: Oooo...] RON: ... Tried to kill you & your parents, and this is where it gets intensely cool... Even though you were a tiny little boy, you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... RON & THE KIDS: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz, You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar, you're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble we know who to call! [DANCE BREAK] RITA SKEETER: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible to all harm! Like betty crocker-- RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS: [Oooh!] RITA: ... I wanna ...